pity sext
similar to a pity f-ck- texts of a s-xual nature between parties, one of whom regards the other’s attraction as some degree of pitiful.
person a is attracted to person b.
person b is unwilling, unable, unavailable to engage in a physical relationship.
person b, in a moment of boredom or misguided altruism may indulge in sending or requesting s-xually provocative texts or photos.
so you know that crushtomer i said i didn’t want to date? we have occasional pity s-xt, but it won’t go further
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