Pity snack


the inferior snack a co-worker or friend offers you after they eat a delicious, far superior snack right in front of your face. the snack they will choose to not share with you will usually involve large quant-ties of b-tter cream icing. you will always be miserable and on a diet when said scenario occurs.
debra offered me some 100 calorie snackwell’s, but only after she ate the oh-so-yummy chocolate ele cupcake in front of me. she must really hate me to offer me such a pity snack. 🙁
this is when a friend or co-worker offers you a far inferior snack only after eating an extra delicious snack in front of your face. the superior snack will no doubt include one, if not all of the following: chocolate, b-tter cream, fudge, or caramel. the pity snack recipient will always be on a diet at the time of said snack-tastrophe which only exacerbates the pain.
debra offered me some 100calorie snackwells only after eating an oh-so-yummy ele chocolate cupcake in front of me. what a pity snack!

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