Pizza Bites
pizza bites, also know as pizza rolls or pizza pockets, are a miniature, bite sized version of pizza. they are for people who are unwilling to risk the involvement with a real pizza and/or pizza slices. pizza bites are made of oddly chewy plastic-like bread rolls, filled with synthetic tomato sauce, what you wish was cheese, and some kind of mystery meat.
as mrs. smith’s teenage kids and their friends got home, she had a plate of pizza bites ready, because she’s she that cool of a mom. her children and friends burst through the door, and see the plate of offending pizza bites. “oh well i just thought i’d whip you kids up a nice snack,” says mrs. smith. “mom,” says her son, “what the cr-p. pizza bits are for noobs! (see noob) we need some real pizza!”
pizza bites, also know as pizza rolls or pizza pockets, are a miniature, bite sized version of pizza. they are for people who are unwilling to risk the involvement with a real pizza and/or pizza slices. pizza bites are made of oddly chewy plastic-like bread rolls, filled with synthetic tomato sauce, what you wish was cheese, and some kind of mystery meat.
as mrs. smith’s teenage kids and their friends got home, she had a plate of pizza bites ready, because she’s she that cool of a mom. her children and friends burst through the door, and see the plate of offending pizza bites. “oh well i just thought i’d whip you kids up a nice snack,” says mrs. smith. “mom,” says her son, “what the cr-p. pizza bits are for noobs! (see noob) we need some real pizza!”
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