pizza claw
holding your pizza slice with your hand formed into a claw. this also keeps others from steal toppings from it while your are eating it.
chief master sergeant used his pizza claw while eating tonight. the overhand claw protected it from the topping jews trying to steal the pepperoni on top of it.
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