Pizza Delivery (SLU Style)


an event that occurs bi-monthly by a drunk-as-f-ck h-rny male. the male must have been recently watching p-rn and/or consuming dozens of 12 oz keystone lights. the male (who also happens to have a feces fetish) cuts a hole into the bottom of a pizza box and places his d-ck through it. he then walks over to the neighboring dorms and breaks into his friends room and flaps open the pizza box to expose his w-ng. most often the friends will laugh and ridicule him…however he is also susceptible to getting a baseball bat pulled on him for obvious reasons. this obese individual will also commonly begin to m-st-rb-t- while in the middle of his pizza delivery.
jorge: d-mn bro i’m thinking about boozin tonight!

max: what a surprise!

jorge: i know bro i have a problem but i’m just feel like completing 3 consecutive power hours.

max: rumor has it that you will be completing a pizza delivery (slu style) tonight…is that true?

jorge: you know what! that’s a fantastic idea…..im going to lube up beforehand so that when i get to the neighboring dorms i can bust a quick load!

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