Pizza Hut
you’ll never know what we put in the pasta sauce (heh heh). and we always use expired products in our pizza, and we don’t wash our hands before making your food. and we are proud followers of the 3-second rule.
get a free tapeworm or e-coli strain with each pizza, courtesy of pizza hut.
pizza hut for meat feasts
some pizza huts maybe be disgusting but the one at cattlemen where i worked at has fresh products and we dont serve food thats been on the floor. we throw away dough thats been older than 10 hours in the freezer. dough is made fresh everyday at cattlemen pizza hut. that’s the only pizza hut i can trust since i worked there for a year and got to shift manager ez. but quit because it was college time.
cattlemen pizza hut is teh owntz0r.
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