pizza juice


the juice of a pizza. made by putting a very greasy or oily pizza on kitchen roll. not to be confused with pizza smoothie.
pieces of paper love drinking pizza juice.

i went to the canteen to buy a piece of pizza, but i didn’t get to the front of the queue until the end of break and didn’t have time to eat it or go to my locker to put it away. so i wrapped it up in paper napkin and put it in my school bag, hoping for the best. unfortunately, by lunchtime the pizza juice had soaked through the napkin and covered some of my folders (which were plastic and could be cleaned) – but it also got sucked up by the loose sheets lying in the bottom of my schoolbag, making them unusable and the pizza really dry. true story.

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