Pizza tits
t-ts that are so flat and floppy that you have to hold them like a slice of pizza
when she took off her bra, i had to use a pizza stone to suck her pizza t-ts.
when a girl has that nasty acne all over her cleavage
“that b-tch has such bad pizzat-ts it made me wanna throw the f-ck up”
large saggy br–sts that hang in a triangualar shape that resemble a plastic grocery bag filled with liquid
you remember that girl i left with last night with the huge rack, turns out when she took off her bra she had pizza t-ts
t-ts that have big giant pepperoni nipples
guy 1:”man, look at the size of those nipples!”
guy 2:”d-mn, those are totally pizza t-ts!”
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