pizzaforpresident
also known as rhyse. pr-nounced “reese”, not “rice”.
a canadian guy who’s too old to be interneting according to various sources (12 year old girls).
currently running for president of canada.
famous for blogging. he’s had lots of tumblrs in the past, this one has lots of cats on it. and pizza?
he makes popular tumblr posts and memes that have been translated into many languages for the convenience of all.
he’s funny but can be an -sshole but he’s a lovable -sshole if you know what i mean.
guy 1: yo have you seen that funny post on facebook?
guy 2: yeah dude the one with the girl from the exorcist?
guy 1: aye man that pizzaforpresident guy sure is funny
guy in a sombrero: sí lo es en español también
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a hilarious humour blogger from canada who drinks bagged milk and is an alcoholic. he once covered himself in ketchup and filmed it. he’s also a raging alcoholic because he drinks occasionally.
pizzaforpresident: it’s not “rice”, it’s “reese”… -s-xy hair swish-
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