Pizzaphile
a somewhat obsessive/obscene/abnormal love for pizza.
waiter: may i take your order?
customer: two extra large american hot pizzas, please. with extra peppers. and chillies. and pepperoni.
waiter: (under his breath) pizzaphile…
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