Placeless
much like homeless, but with a home and without a place. placeless people choose to live placelessly. home is where the heart is for the placeless. they’re somewhat similar but very different ways of life and shouldn’t be confused.
“yeah man, i used to sleep on that beach over there. it was great, i totally loved being placeless.”
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