placenta claus
a fictional charachter based on the fictional character “santa clause” who is a de-ranged twisted violent version of the round, jolly man who appears every december. placenta claus is bearded but it is not gray. also, placenta claus is jolly, sometimes nice, and much skinnier than santa claus. placenta claus usually appears on the friday morning after thanksgiving in cedar bluffs, nebraska. typically, placenta claus makes his first appearence to alan parsons project “sirius” before a large crowth of intoxicated party-goers.
why is placenta claus dancing on the table?
when is placenta claus going to appear?
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