Placentophagy


the practice of eating that deliciously moist and veiny sac that falls out of a gaping v-g-n- after the birth of choice mammal. people often make ice cream and corn bread out of placenta. and is super delicious and magically nutritious. pairs well with a pinot noir.
i stole my wife’s afterbirth and practiced placentophagy. i had a yummy burger.

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