placiosexual
when one feels little to no desire to receive s-xual acts but expresses interest/desire in performing them on someone else.
boyfriend 1: that was amazing babe! okay, you’re turn!
boyfriend 2: no, that’s quite alright, how about you take another turn?
boyfriend 1: are you sure?
boyfriend 2: yeah, i’m placios-xual, so you’ll have all the turns.
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