plan eater
a woman or man that, after agreeing that their girlfreind or boyfreind can enjoy an evening out with their freinds, begins to nag and make a huge deal out of it. this is an effort to munipulate the person from going out and having a good time.
guy 1: man, i thought johnny was gonna make it to the game. what happened?
guy 2: i stopped at his place to pick him up and his old lady was nagging him pretty hard. he said he was out.
guy 1: she’s a plan eater.
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