planker


a very dense slow minded ignorant individual that doesn’t think before speaking.
wow bob, you really are a planker.
derogatory term used by snowboarders towards a skier.
(skier cuts off snowboarder)
snowboarder, “watch it planker!”
without a general plan or direction, aimless. in most verizon cellular phones, “plankers” will appear when trying to text the word “planless” in t9 word.
after i got ditched at the gay bar, i was totally plankers. beers, y’all.
a person who performs planking
what a planker on that statue!
a person that flys radio controlled air planes
that bob guy is such a nice planker.

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