planned hammer


basically a pre-scheduled bender. it’s a result of turning 30 and having to plan your hangovers around other obligations like your job or your kids.
sarah: hey kimmy, can you take my morning shift at ihop on sunday? i have to go to church that morning.

kimmy: i’d love to, but i have a planned hammer on sat-rday. i’m going to a kegger at lorenzo’s house, and i plan on getting white girl wasted.

sarah: can i come?

kimmie: no way churchie.

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