Plarft


a person who eats another persons food(s) in the act of a high caused from marijuana.

a munchie thief.
craig looks in his fridge and notices his only pizza lunchable is now gone. he confronts his brother greg and says ” i know you ate my pizza lunchable you plarft! look at your eyes, dont deny it!”

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