plarkour


plarkour is the hybrid sport of planking and parkour. plarkour occurs when someone swiftly negotiates an object or surface currently being used by a someone whom is planking. the plarkour athlete may use any means necessary to scale, step on or over, bounce off, or crush the planker during their journey.
did you see rodney pull a backflip off of that planker’s face? he’s sure to be sponsored soon. plarkour is the sh-t.

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