Plarp


a “plarp” is the noise that occurs when a person with a fat, saggy booty plops themself into a chair and farts.
laqueefa’s plarp made the people in the surrounding seats leave the area.
the sound made as feces is released into a pool of liquids
man i dropped a load and it plarped at the bottom splashing water on my -n-l hole.
sound made when you slop on a big ol peice of -ss (sh-t)
man i will plarp yo -ss

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