Plasdick


n. -when you are so crossfaded that no matter how much you jack off, get head or f-ck, you can’t bust a nut. it is like your d-ck is plastic. hence, plasd-ck.
matt: yo, dude. did you seal the deal with that chick last night?

robbie: sorta. i ended up just p-ssing out. i was so f-cked up i had a plasd-ck. my sh-t wouldn’t work.
1 more definition
an upcoming d-ld- making company.

see d-ld-, s-x.
fred: dude, i just got my new plasd-ck in!

george: umm, f-g.

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