Plastic Shoes
word for corfram shoes sometimes worn by military personnel. so named because of their resemblance to plastic, and the friendly jabbing by people who put in the effort to shine their shoes.
also known as ‘cheater shoes’.
“hey, are those plastic?”
“nah, i spent four hours shining them.”
“i’ll never wear plastic shoes.”
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