plate face
a girl with a face of extreme plateage. the features are extremely flat and she constantly gives the wrong times for things.
girl 1 – “did you hear i was told the wrong time for today?”
girl 2 – “really? that sucks”
girl 1 – “aye that plate faced f-ck screwed me over”
person of asian decent
anyone on ninja warrior in a plate face
all the features on the face are extremely flat, as if a million tonne lorry has just ran over their face and squashed it down a lot.
it looks like you can eat off it if they laid down
that cat with a squashed face
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