plating my hamburger
when a woman makes her pubic hair presentable for her partner or gynocologist.
“what are you doing in the bathroom, kayla?”
“i’m going to the gynocologist tomorrow so i’m tr-mm-ng my whiskers, or plating my hamburger.”
“omg why would you tell me that.”
“it’s going to look so presentable.”
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