Platinum Foghorn


an act of s-xual vengeance in which the performer, while having his or her salad tossed, farts the residual juices from his or her high colonic into the mouth of his or her unsuspecting partner.
jack: hey, neil. how’re you and caroline doing?
neil: aw, man. f-cking b-tch cheated on me.

jack: oh! sorry to hear!
neil: that’s ok, man. i hit her with a platinum foghorn last night. even, stephen.

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