Platinum Hoss
noun: the highest form of hossery that one can obtain. platinum hosses can’t get wet, can’t be hit by cars, and can walk on water.
“c’mon eric, you could be the first platinum hoss ever.”
“eric reinke became the first ever platinum hoss when he swam across the mississippi river.”
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