Platinum Wank


when a “posh w-nk” is insufficient.
involves the use of a condom and lubricant.

maybe even a pre shower, shave and sh-te etc…
you get the idea.
t: “hey dave, did u pull your head off last night with that p-rn we traded….?”

d: “h-ll ye, but i had to go platinum. a poshy just wouldn’t do!”

t: “a platinum w-nk eh? i like ur style! bit expensive tho”

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