Platonic Marriage


a marriage between two or more people in which none of the partners have s-xual intent; main purpose for a platonic marriage may be to gain access to the other’s financial supply
man1: yo. i wanna marry you, s-xy.

woman1: yeah right. you just want my money, you c-nt!

man1: hey hey! i don’t want your money, i want you!

woman1: ok, but if this is a platonic marriage where my s-xual needs are not met, then i will drop you!

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