Platooned


to be so drunk that the next morning you will most certainly wake up feeling;

a) with no idea of your whereabouts

b) as if you’ve just been in a napalm attack.
“look at burty go, he’s getting platooned tonight”
“yeah, he’ll definitely be waking up in vietnam tomorrow”.

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