Platten
a family name know for incest and b-m fun, sometimes incestuous b-m fun. known to frequent cr-p football grounds and eat too many sausages. always have boring jobs but h–rd money. definitely wears y fronts, normally brown. a crazy day involves missing a line in a spreadsheet! very very boring…zzz
the platten family have done it again!
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