Platymoose


a platymoose is a boy who is half platypus and moose. he loves to play video games and watch lots of p-rn with tentacles. he a very weird boy, yet fun to talk to, unless he is p-ssed and dose not get his way. at times he is nice, other times a pain in the side. but he a good person, sometimes….
dude did you talk to platymoose today” “yea but he an -sshole today

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