Platyplasty
a form of plastic surgery in which a man attaches a duck-bill to his d-ck and a beaver tail to his b-lls.
celeste: “hey cody, i really enjoyed your platyplasty last night”
cody: “yea sorry about the tail-to-your-t-st-cl-s incident”
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