Platypoop


a platyp–p happens when a woman falls asleep spread eagle after -n-l s-x and while her -n-s is still loose she vacates her bowels, forming the tail of a platypus.
i f-cked susan so hard in the -ss, that when i got out of the shower i saw she’d done a platyp–p.

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