Platypus shit
the third degree of bullsh-t. the heirarchy of bullsh-t being as follows.
1.) bullsh-t (of the standard issue).
2.) horsesh-t.
3.) platypus sh-t.
in many a case involving secretive cults, the one who emits something deemed as platypus sh-t is then sentenced to be gang raped by a groupof 23+ asian she-males
fredo: two vampires were thirsty for blood and were flying through the sky when they saw count dracula with blood in his mouth. so they asked where he got the blood. he said, “shut up! i flew into a wall.” haha!!!
alfonzo: dude, that was platypus sh-t.
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