play house


(verb): to have s-x before marriage
most religions say that women should not play house.
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(verb) “to playhouse that sh-t” to hookup with someone in an unusual or awkward location (like a playhouse). usually accompanied by lots of alcohol and embarr-ssment for the parties involved.
dude ian and jesse just playhouse ‘d that sh-t
to live together, have kids together but not be married or even love each other
my boyfriend and i have two kids and he’s not in love with me or wants to marry me so we just play house
playing left 4 dead and teamkilling in a safehouse. you put the other players “to sleep” (as if they were your kids) by incapping them. (and killing them if they retaliate.)
if somebody says “wanna play house?” on left 4 dead, run out of the safehouse like h-ll.
fur-lined p-rn dungeon
if you give a 10 year old cookies they will come to your playhouse
when men or women examine the other persons genitals.
i can’t wait to play house with lisa.
just another phrase for masturbation.
well, i am going to play house, take a shower, and go to bed.
or
don’t come in my room i’m playing house.

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