Play the Jew


verb. to refuse to spend money, usually due to having spent money on bills or just needing to save money in general and thereby acting like a stingy jew.
guy1: hey do you want to get a beer tonight?
guy2: sorry man, i gotta play the jew tonight, i just paid car insurance…

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