my father used to play the silent flute on stage
someone waiting for service. the mechanic ignored the waitee.
- pulled a little john
when someone you used to be tight with becomes a douchebag out of nowhere and stops talking to you “my nephew and i used to be tight but he pulled a little john and became an -sshole.”
- the squiddle effect
when you buy something of great value only for it to become p-ss cheap i bought a twisted bow the other day, thank god for the squiddle effect otherwise i would have had to pay 1088m instead of the 35gp i got it for today
- head darty
host a day party, where there’s lots of day drinking and no parents home. crossfading drinking weed bucket list lemonade hey, head darty at my place tomorrow. there’s gonna be crossfading, a lemonade stand with zoe, water balloons, ps4, and i’m gonna make some pinterest food fails! it’s gonna be lit.
- more dan a bit on de side doe
the art of being extra oh you know sarah,, she’s more dan a bit on de side doe