play towers


(noun) a word describing a zoo type enclosure of any sort, which is generally used for the human obtaining of lacerations to various parts of the body.

(verb) to do a play towers, to spend about 2 hours driving around bendy countryside to pick up more countryside type folk, for no purpose except the good of your health.

(colloquial) (insult) you haven’t been to play towers !
see above.
n.b. this is the most common phrase in the english language, in particular among country folk, dotted around lincolnshire

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