playdoh knife
an alternative to the traditional brewers droop. as in trying to attain penetration is a bit like stabbing someone with a playdoh knife, its not going going in.
i took her home on friday night but couldn’t f-ck her, it was like i was trying to stab her in the f-nny with a playdoh knife.
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