Player 1-syndrome


one person habitually dominating another, much like player 1 in a multiplayer game. usually stems from too much time in a socially-stressful environment.

can only be treated by a punch in the face from a close friend.
guy: -grabs the remote- we’re watching this now!

girl: ugh your player 1-syndrome is resurfacing again!

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