Playground comeback
a comeback used by middle schoolers at recess, typically involving “your mom” or “your face.” these comebacks are usually not very effective.
bully: you are the cause of all of today’s problems, nerd!
victim: your mom is the cause of all of today’s problems!
bully: oh, nice playground comeback, nerd!
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