playground kid


this kid is the one who loiters around the playground alone and talks to anyone who comes by. typically, their hair is unkempt, their clothes are dirty and there is never a parent around.
ugh. didn’t feel like talking but this playground kid followed me around the park as if i was his new best friend.

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