playing plumber
basic description: slang for masturbating
complex description: occurs when a guy is masturbating in bed and someone finds him with his pants down. he then, trying to think of an excuse, claims he was “playing plumber” (get it…plumbers pants are always falling down when they lean over)
i walked in on him masturbating, and in a panic he told me he was playing plumber
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