Playing the Dashboard


so stoned or f-cked up your staring at your xbox screen playing nothing, usually talking to someone about how your not doing anything.
egamer: dude! last night i was playing the dashboard so hard, my screen burned!

grease: yeah n-gg-, i was there but i guess you dont remember!

ex. 2

grease: yo, i sent a party up to mids but he ain’t joinin.

egamer: yeah, i just checked, hes been playing the dashboard for about an hour. that n-gg- is gone.

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