playing the skin flute
another term for female masturbation.
sally was so h-rny, she started playing the skin flute.
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is when someone is moving really slow and it is p-ssing you off jay:come on man its time to go ralph:hold on dude jay:dude come on your movin like p-ssy slow i got somewhere to be dammit
- playin' some mario
cheating on an affair with a member of the same s-x, while defeating bowser. “dude, anna and kira are gonna be “playin’ some mario” this weekend 😉 .” “that’s hot, doesnt anna have an affair going on already?” “yup, shes gonna get on him while they’re defeating bowser.” “those are some hot chicks.” yeahhh.”
- Poemographer
one who writes poems; a cool poet, one who is ‘off the hook’ at writing poems (so to speak). “i once wrote a poem across the internet it shall roam never shant it die o’er it we’ll cry?” – man that guys one kick -ss poemographer
- Conquistador's Helmet
basting a taco with man juice and applying it to the head of an unsuspecting person, open end down. “i had a rather trying shift at taco bell tonight. my coworker gave me a conquistador’s helmet.”
- hearllucination
when you think that someone has said something, but they didn’t actually say anything. often occurs when older parents have teenagers… dad, calling from kitchen to son’s bedroom: “did you say something?” son (loudly): “no, dad, you’re having hearllucinations!”