Playing Turtle
it’s an expression use to describe the harsh feelings of wanting to use the toilet really badly.
is a game where two or more people try to hold out from cr-ping in there pants the longest. the winner is the person who does not sh-t themselves.
you know how a turtle sticks his head in and out of its sh-ll? well that’s what i’m doing to my -ss, i’m playing turtle with my cr-p.
this is what happens to a man’s p-n-s and t-st-cl-s when he gets scared, nervous or cold. his junk has major shrinkage.
i took my pants down to show her my big unit, i guess i was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.
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