playing whale
it is when you lie on your back in the bathtub with less than 1/2 inch of water above your erect p-n-s. you then m-st-rb-t- and when you blow your load it looks like a whale blowing water out of it’s blowhole.
andrew – where’s matt at today?
carson – i bet he’s home playing whale.
andrew – i think he only has a shower, and you need a tub to play whale.
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