playoff pubes


an alternative to the traditional playoff beard reserved for mostly female hockey fans. one such female can still retain hopes of getting laid and still show support for their favorite team.
–man pulls down woman’s pants–
“wtf?! i thought you shaved?!”
woman responds: “take it easy. its just my playoff p-b-s”
man: “sweeet”
–fornication insues–

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