playstation eyes
an umbrella term for eye conditions resulting from excessive gaming sessions. the main symptom of playstation eyes is the sensation that one’s eye b-lls are about to fall out. early warning signs of playstation eyes include a zombified, vacant expression, a rapid reddening of the eyes and above all, a severe dryness, as though bear grylls has quaffed on your vitreous gel.
i’m sorry old chap, but i am going to have to call a halt to the cod session – i can feel the onset of playstation eyes.
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