Pleasanton, CA
pleasanton is a bland, boring upper-middle cl-ss suburb, where everyone lives in ludicrous mcmansions, drives luxury european cars, and the kids have 5,000 extracurricular activities. everything is very clean. the town mall, stoneridge, had a reputation in the 90’s for being the most upscale mall for miles. the sun is always shining (literally).
in other words, pleasanton is stepford, bay area-style. you may never again see such a high concentration of stepford-ness in california (right down to voting republican!).
perhaps the only difference from stepford-land is the diversity. pleasanton was a haven for rich, republican wasps in the 80’s and 90’s. now the town is dominated by jewish, east asian and indian millionaires.
foothill high kid: i wanted to organize a charity event with the kids over in oakland, but when i emailed our princ-p-l about it, the whole administration reacted in horror.
foothill high mom: i would hope so. we would never allow you to mix with kids from oakland and i’m glad the school understands that!
foothill high kid: mom, you sound like all the other stepford wives in pleasanton, ca.
(based on a true story. yes, really.)
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